May, 2015

The hazards of hair-cutting

  Picture by gumult Man A : Good heavens! Is it you? Bill McSwiggan? Man B:  My God –  Bates Dwibbley!  I haven’t seen you in …what – ten years! Bates: It must be that at least. How are things? What are you doing with yourself now, Bill? Bill:  Well I was unemployed for a […]

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IT’S ALL IN THE STARS by Harry McAvinchey

  It  might be a form of depression…who knows . It’s a harrowing time  for anyone of  a progressive nature .First the Conservatives won the election which basically means that a majority of people voting  in the UK are very conservative by nature and enjoy being ruled by a government that has been schooled  in […]

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What’s a euphemism? Easy: the Defence forces

  Good old Prince Harry: his father (I think) doesn’t like modern architecture,  he likes retro buildings; Harry doesn’t like to see young men lolling about: “I dread to think where I’d be without the Army. Bring back National Service”. Here, Harry, ask us another. We all know where you’d be: lolling  about in unimaginable luxury and […]

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The Ballad of Jeffrey and Daniel from Harry McAvinchey

Separated at birth…   (Here’s Harry’s written bit, unfortunately overlooked first time. Enjoy…)   Ha ha …Now admit it …. You thought that Jeffrey Donaldson the Norneverland  Democratic Unionist politician and Daniel O’ Donnell the popular Country and Western crooner ,  had both been built in the same clone factory that time had  long-since forgotten […]

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Five reasons for throwing the radio at the wall

Picture by annakovilina   I’m listening to RTÉ radio as I write this and I have to hold myself back from picking  up my portable radio and aiming it at the opposite wall. Why? 1. They say that U2 has recorded a track on their new album called ‘Raised By Wolves’. They’ve played a bit of it […]

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Belfast Metropolitan College picks up its axe

Picture by kmakinen It’s funny the way things dovetail. Yesterday afternoon I put up a link to a song by Billy Bragg, ‘There Is Power in a Union’.  It seemed to me a timely thing to do, as Cameron and Osborne flex their muscles and prepare to plunge us all into a new Thatcherite era. Later […]

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He’ll have to go?

  If you’re going to change a leader, there could hardly be  a better time than this.  If you did well in the Westminster election, you can say you’re going to build on that success while the party is energised. That’s what the Scot Nats did after the referendum and look at them. If you […]

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