PAT + JUDE TALK ABOUT DOUG BEATTIE (FORGET ABOUT UI) , BORIS JOHNSON (FORGET PARTYGATE) AND MICHEÁL MARTIN (FORGET ABOUT ME RETIRING AND LET’S LOOK AT IRISH NEUTRALITY)

)Doug Beattie says there won’t be a united Ireland in his lifetime – or in the lifetime of his children. Mmm. How healthy is Doug? His children?

On the BBC QUESTION TIME programme, the audience mocked the Tory MP who tried to dismiss Boris Johnson’s many No 10 parties as ‘fluff’.  Is Johnson a mortally wounded beast?

And Micheál Martin – he has accepted that the south may need to reconsider its position on neutrality in the light of the Ukraine invasion. Oh, and he’s definitely going to lead Fianna Fail into the next election. Who’d a thunk it?

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