Donald and his ear problem

 

To say you’re a conspiracy theorist – that is, things weren’t quite the way they’re told – is to leave yourself open to the charge of mental derangement. But I’m willing to take the risk.

Donald Trump was fired at and hit during an assassination attempt a few weeks ago.  Trump declared that but for the grace of God he’d be dead.

OK, here are a few questions.

Did you see Trump being hit in the ear?  The answer, oddly, is no. Trump’s right ear was hidden from the camera. What we saw was Trump clutch his ear and vanish from sight under CIA men, then emerge with his face streaming  with blood as he shouted “Fight! Fight! Fight!”

Asked about his ear, he fingered the top of it and said “I’m fine. I’m a quick healer”. Where on his ear did the bullet hit him? “On the lobe” Trump said, fingering the top of his ear. “On the lobe.”

Now, the top of your ear is at the top, surprisingly; and the lobe of your ear is the bottom. If Trump were to get a hoop-earring,it’d probably be put in the lobe. So why did he point to one part of his ear and talk about a totally different bit?

And while you’re at it, Donald, how come no pictures of your shot ear have been made available to the public? Because if my ear was hit by a bullet from a DPMS-brand AR rifle, I think it would definitely leave a mark. 

And how come the doctor who treated it didn’t appear before the cameras and talk about it? Or even issue a report, detailing the nature of the wound?

I ask these questions because I don’t have the answers. Maybe Donald has the answers. Maybe you have. But at the moment the incident  is giving off a smell that is more than a bit  – yes, you said it – weird.

4 Responses to Donald and his ear problem

  1. Another Jude August 11, 2024 at 4:34 pm #

    Because Trump has a reputation for lying anything he says or does has to be taken with a lorry load of Siberia’s finest. What we know is someone was killed by the gunman, (the victim’s widow is so consumed by MAGA madness she refused to take a call from the President. Classy.) The Secret Service didn’t spot the killer lying on the roof getting ready to shoot Trump. Trump flicked at his ear like it had been the target of an angry wasp. Trump disappeared behind the podium then reappeared with blood on his ear. There have been no medical bulletins and no details of his ‘injury’. He was hospitalised for a very short period. Something as they say is not kosher. How can someone be shot in the ear and lose blood without having a wound of some sort. Pants on fire.

  2. James Hunter August 11, 2024 at 5:10 pm #

    Very good jude

  3. J Canning August 11, 2024 at 5:51 pm #

    Yep…Clenched his ear, minutes later fist in the air, no blood on the palm. Man dead to his left. Man dead on the roof. Who fired the 3 shots before he was shot. Any ballistics results? As they say around here Jude..f*8ked if I know. Patsy comes to mind.