By now, you’re probably familiar with the warm-up at Madison Square Gardens last Wednesday by ‘comedian’ Tucker Carlson. His job was to get the audience thinking pro-Trump, and so he compared…I was going to say ‘America’, but I guess that somewhere in his scrambled head he had in mind Kamala Harris. But he pictured an unruly 15-year-old who has earned the wrath of her dad. Here’s Carlson:
“You know what he [Daddy/Trump] says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl, you’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now…. And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl.’”
The image of Trump spanking a 15-year-old girl tends to bring the vomit into one’s throat just a bit. Trump’s team have been eager to point out that Carlson was a comedian in action, the crowd loved it, etc., etc. But there is no doubt that Daddy/Trump has got some serious psychological self-healing to do.
For the past three weeks, the Irish media have been competing with one another to spank Sinn Féin. That party has not so much been a naughty girl as a misbehaving party, not living up to the high standards required of all southern political parties.
Just how high those standards are we know from a glance back at the Fianna Fail former leader who didn’t have a bank account when he was Taoiseach and needed ‘a dig-out’ from his friends. Not to mention Ben Dunne passing over a million to Charlie Haughey. (“That’s for yourself, big man”). And forget about Fine Gael and the Blueshirts. More recently, if Joe Brolly is to be believed, a Fine Gael donor and potential general election candidate in Munster was found to be at the heart of a thriving crystal meth business. Didn’t get that much publicity, which is odd.
But let’s not be too hard on the SF spankers. This morning in The Irish Times, there is at least one article which takes seriously the Sinn Féin health plans as revealed yesterday by SF spokesman David Cullinane. It is a root and branch policy, and it offers for health what Eoin O Broin offers for housing in his document.
There are a few die-hard spankers like Michael McDowell still vigorously at work denouncing the many perils of Sinn Féin of course. Check the Irish Times website and see for yourself. But there is a sense that the paper now realises that the media pile-on against Sinn Féin may be yielding diminishing returns, that their face-flushing exertions to discredit SF may slightly resemble the flush on Daddy Carlson/Trump as he delivers that spanking to the 15-year-old girl. It’s very important not to look as though you’re enjoying delivering a spanking and your florid features can easily give you away.
Anyway, a pissed-off American daddy, a naughty naughty American teenage girl and the Irish media just maybe overdoing the SF spanking? I suppose as long as they didn’t take pleasure in it. And when did the Irish media ever enjoy beating SF’s bottom? Right…
Very good jude
Tucker is typical of the current Republican mind set. During the Fox News defamation case which cost Rupert Murdoch three quarters of a billion dollars, he was quoted as saying he hated Trump. The orange fascist ( no, I am not referring to Vanguard from the early Seventies, Bill Craig and co.) has such a hold over his cult that people like Tucker have the brass neck to pretend to love a man they actually loathe. Did the people in MSG not read Tucker’s words in print? Or are they illiterate? Probably a bit of both.
At least Trump doesn’t go around biting babies like creepy Joe Biden is fond of doing, or touching and stroking little girls as well. Sinn Fein are also finished as well, and they have nobody to blame but themselves.
No, Trump just sexually assaults and rapes women and admits to being a predator on tape. Trump also cheated on his first wife with his second wife and on his third wife with a porn star.
With all this talk of naughty 15 year old girls and spanking bottoms, you most definitely need your hard drive checked, you creepy wee nonce. You must’ve took a hard on typing this blog.