Jude Collins

≈ THE IRISH TIMES when it isn’t ventilating its ideas through its “left nostril” as my Lancashire spouse might say, is inclined to put the cart before the horse. It has a section headed Opinion and Analysis. I don’t agree with the idea that we need respect the opinions of ignorant or misinformed persons although […]

Contrary to anecdotal reports, people in the south do actually see those of us north of the border as fellow-countrymen and women. Depending on when polls are taken and how the question is framed, something over 60% in the south favour a reunited Ireland. This morning, the Irish Times  is aglow with the details of […]

I’ve been over the Sea to Skye and around the Scottish Highlands for a brief, coach (not flying) visit over three days. I’d been there once before, eighteen years ago, and my abiding memory is of suffering shingles. This time I wasn’t, and can thus record my thoughts in more tranquillity. The weather was cold, but […]

Reporter: I believe you’re the proud father of a bonny boy, Your Royal Highness. HRH:  Of course I’m the father. What are you implying? Don’t forget I was in the Armed Forces, chum. My hands are lethal weapons. Reporter: No, no, so sorry, Your Royal Highness. I just wanted to congratulate you on behalf of […]

                                                LAPDOG   BITES   BULLDOG (40) Snakes and Ladders was  once a popular indoor board game for children of all ages, from five to frothy, back in the Fabulous Fifties. It originated in the Indian subcontinent (say hi! to Havelock) and ‘back to square one’ is a Hindi term which was duly civilised into Das Englisch […]

Over decades of writing a political column, I have learnt that the one thing which can get people really upset is to state a fact or argue a case that doesn’t chime with current public thinking.  Don’t kid yourself that this is a tolerant age.  People are quite selective about what they’ll accept and not […]

Well, that was reasonably interesting. It didn’t have the colour and wit of the 2017 crocodile election, or the all-hands-on-deck tension of the Westminster election shortly thereafter. But it did provide food for thought. For republicans, the most striking thing about these local elections was that Sinn Féin didn’t make any notable advance, and at […]

 “Throw a union jack across a donkey’s back and they’d vote for it” –that used to be the charge against unionist candidates (and yes, of course, Virginia, ‘donkey’ needs to be changed to ‘grinning hyena’ in the case of Paul Givan).  To be fair, all parties have their share of donkeys, and a tricolour has […]

OK,  it’s rolling the eyes and sighing time again. What kind of people are we, anyway? Here we have local elections,  electing councilors who arrange bin collection and the like, and what do we do? We go all tribal. We vote for the two biggest parties and guarantee the continuing stalemate. And if you think […]

FROM THE IRISH TIMES, Monday 18 November 2013 – “Sir,   I understand that the peoples of Sweden and Switzerland were the only Europeans to suffer less from violence than the people of Ireland these past 100 years ;and Ireland’s good      fortune stems from the actions of Pearse, Connolly and their comrades.   […]