“Gerry Adams is not a mathematical genius” – the Indo

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I wonder was Napoleon a good swordsman. In those days, cavalry charges would have been very important in winning battles, but I don’t recall any paintings showing him wielding a sword; maybe he was holding one under his waistcoat. And George Washington – was he a top cannoneer, or whatever you call the guys who aimed and fired cannon back then?  Then there’s Nelson (no, not that Nelson, Virginia – this is Horatio Nelson we’re talking about): was he a good shot with a rifle? The fact that he had only one eye must have been a serious handicap but presumably he somehow overcame it. And that other Nelson (wrong again, Virginia), Nelson Mandela. When he was in the ANC, was he good at setting up explosions? Hand-to-hand combat? Wielding a machete?

What’s that you say, Virginia? These are all irrelevant questions to be asking of Messrs Napoleon, Washington, Nelson and Mandela? How can they be, if these weapons were used and they were the leaders of their group or country? …You say they wouldn’t have had to do the fighting – they’d have had followers appointed or recruited to do it for them? Then what use were they? Why were they the leaders?

The answer is obvious, you say: they inspired their followers. They designed strategy – sometimes military, sometimes political, sometimes both. That’s what leaders do: they show a grasp of the big picture and so are ultimately successful in the battle or war or campaign. Well, that’s interesting.

So let’s fast-forward to this morning and the Indo, where several writers, including John Downing and the editorial team, hurl everything but the dishwasher at Gerry Adams as the leader of Sinn Féin. “In an increasingly unstable economic world, where death and taxes are said to be the only two certainties, we can add a third – Mr Adams is not a mathematical genius”, declares John Downing. “Tax reliefs and pension benefits are confusing at the best of times but putative political leaders like Mr Adams have a serious responsibility to be clear about plans”, the editorial intones.

Well, there’s truth in both statements. Gerry Adams is not a mathematical genius and tax reliefs and pension benefits are indeed confusing at the best of times. In fact, I struggle and often fail to follow what the hell the questions on economics are, let alone the answers. But fortunately I don’t have to run a state economy. Neither, if by some chance he were to be elected Taoiseach, would Gerry Adams. The present Taoiseach, who has the usual economic qualifications you get from a primary school teacher-training institution 40 + years ago (i.e., nil) isn’t a mathematical genius either. But fortunately he has a man who does that stuff for him called Michael Noonan. Gerry Adams and the Sinn Féin party have Pearse Doherty. That’s how parties work: they appoint people whose grasp of an area will be such that they can speak for the party. In government it’s called a Cabinet.

And what do leaders do? They make big decisions. Like when to call an election. Or what method will be used to select candidates. Or what the overall vision and strategy of the party should be. He or she will be someone the party trusts to lead them (that word again) through difficult as well as successful times. Once we define leadership in those terms, it becomes clear that Gerry Adams doesn’t have to be a mathematical genius because he has  the kind of leadership qualities that brought his followers out of armed conflict into the political arena and helped build them into the biggest political party on the island of Ireland.

But still: it’s touching to see the Indo’s concern that Sinn Féin should have  proper leadership.  Maybe concern is too mild a word. Given that the newspaper keeps coming back to the leadership qualities of Gerry Adams again and again and again, maybe a more appropriate noun would be “obsession”.

26 Responses to “Gerry Adams is not a mathematical genius” – the Indo

  1. Jim Neeson February 19, 2016 at 10:13 am #

    Fear of Gerry( Sinn Fein) winning or even doing well is the real obsession. That is scaring the life out of the Free State Establishment. They can handle the Independants but not the monolith
    that is Sinn Fein

  2. Bridget Cairns February 19, 2016 at 10:49 am #

    Perhaps the Indo & others will move on from the usual questions (IRA membership, Thomas Murphy etc) & ask GA to recite his ten times tables.

  3. PJ Lynch February 19, 2016 at 11:38 am #

    Spot on Jude, as usual, nobody has seen any proof yet that Edna the primary school teacher can even count up to ten, i for one very much doubt it lol

  4. Jim.hunter February 19, 2016 at 11:42 am #

    Great story.jude

  5. Iolar February 19, 2016 at 12:17 pm #

    As the man said, it is not just pure mathematics but also a bit of politics. One does not need a calculator to work out the downward trajectory in popularity ratings for the Fine Gael/Irish Labour Party coalition. The calculator is of no use with probability either. Stability versus chaos has now been replaced with a different ratio between fear and anger. The members of the coalition are expressing signs of fear as voters express anger given the pursuit of austerity policies. In debate after debate, many individuals have expressed disillusionment with right wing policies. To scapegoat one individual is a sure sign that the established parties are bereft of policy initiatives. Perhaps it is time for the electorate to respond with measures of dispersion.

    • Michael Begley February 21, 2016 at 4:48 pm #

      Is.there.something.going.on.here. Mrs. Collins .

      • Jude Collins February 21, 2016 at 7:01 pm #

        Rinse.your.mind.out.michael.

  6. Feenyinn O'Taig February 19, 2016 at 12:28 pm #

    Death and Taxes are indeed a certainty however another certainty is that those at the ‘Indo’ aren’t in fact Journalists.

  7. billy February 19, 2016 at 12:37 pm #

    as the man said.
    all political careers end in failure.

  8. Perkin Warbeck February 19, 2016 at 2:03 pm #

    With Lionel Messi-like skill, Esteemed Blogmeister, you kicked a curve ball from an impossible angle into the empty net of the empty-headed messers of the Establishment. The one down here in the vinyl and venal Free Southern Stateen.

    JFK was notorious for not knowing the difference between the fiscal and the monetary. Even well into his Presidency this Giant of Global Gaeldom was still relying on his spam doctors to clarify once more for him the distinction between the fanny of fiscal from the elbow of monetary. (Fanny, as understood Stateside).

    Yes, the same, identical JFK for whom the streets of the Dublin in 1963 were strewn with the palm leaves of obsequiousness even as his dunkey was pointed out as a racehorse. And whose ‘planned’ trip to the Giant’s Causeway was cancelled because his inner Far West Brit took the advice of the Foreign Office.

    Then there was every Tadhg a’ Da Thaobh in the lead up to the twisting of the tail of the (gulp) Celtic Tiger. All of these gubadawns of the dismal science got it wrong. In Chinese terms, every single one of these Charlies Wrongs got it wong, velly, velly wong indeed. They clearly could not tell their Yin from their Yang.

    -Thump! Thump !! Thump !!!

    That would be the monoglot mongrel Diogenes, pet dog of The Perkin, demanding an exclamation mark with his rear end bark. His tail is quite unafraid to render the Axminster well-nigh frayed when in a question-asking mode.

    Briefly, a Tadhg a’ Da Thaobh when translated from the Leprechaun, is an Equivocator, a two-faced fellow who speaks out of both sides of his mouth. For some reason, the dismal science of economics is overpopulated with these Tadhganna an Da Aghaidh., much in the same way the S.D.L.P. is not infrequently referred to the Slough of Despond Labour Party. So it is.

    Indeed, during the boom years of the Celtic T. era in Eireland the dismal scientists opted for speaking out of a different orifice, the one normally associate with a boom sound.

    A gubadawn is a near-synonym and is the shoneen take on gobadan, which means a flatterer or a parasite. It is also the Leprechaun for a pipit which is a wee bird, akin to the wagtail, which frequents sea-strands. It features in a proverb which indeed is a synonym for a Tadhg an Da Thaobh:

    -Ni thig leis an ngobadan an da thra a fhreastail.

    -The pipit cannot serve two strands.

    Not that one exactly anticipates Sean O’Rourke to go bald-headed a la the bald-eagle for the gubadawns of the dismal science. A safe pair of claws if even there was one. One who is being feted and celebrated today south of the Black Sow’s Dyke.

    Much in the same way a certain cloth-capped charlatan called Charlton was once hero-worshipped for his amazing achievement in managing to successfully steer ( for a load a tin, lad) the Republic of Eireland (sic) to a gallant second from the bottom (sic-er).

    Sean O’Rourke is a Souper Star who truly follows in the distinguished RTE red line of Shinner shin-kickers. Even unto his EMU-lating the withholding of the hand of welcome by his gubadawn of a guru. Who can, who witnessed, ever forget the sight of Gay Byrne (for it is he !) opting to play pocket-billiards rather than shake the hand of this guest-victim, G. Adams on his liggerendary Late, Late Show?

    This S.O.R. (saving your presence, S.O.R.) achieved by utterly ignoring the genial good morning of his guest-victim:

    -Maidin mhaith.

    If good manners are defined by the sound we do not make when drinking soup then the noisy to the point of being noisome Sean O’Rourke is a genuine Souper Star.

    It is clearly emerging that the pivotal clash of General Election 2016 is the one being fiercely waged between the hot-shot hosts and hostesses of the hackiariat-on-air to do a verbal, erm gang-up on G.Adams. To see which of them will be awarded the ultimate medialand bauble, the (gulp) Glennane Gang-up Gong.

    Breaths are being held for the latest Red Lion poll to reveal this eagerly anticipated result.
    Meanwhile, B.G. Adams has effortlessly walked away with his honour in the shape of an extra initial -B. This he achieved by walking away in the manner of a pre-emptive strike. (cf the Matt ‘the hoople’ Cooper and the Vincent Brown shows – the latter elongates to the Vincent Brown-nose show when rugga luminaries and other eggchasers with ovoid accents are his victimless guests).

    This extra B. initial is cherished amongst us – why not flaunt or soi-dissidence ? – cognoscenti. It commemorates the momentous occasion when the ridiculously talented BeeGees upped and walked out of the smarmy, armchairy -critical Clive Anderson Show.

    This indelible gestures of defiance happened in 1996. Making this year its twentieth anniversary. (Do the unwelcome math). If B.G. Adams does nothing else this year than commemorate that occasion he will in all probability have done more than enough.

    Ni bhfaigheadh lucht Naoi Deag Se Deag locht air / The shitkickers of 1916 would surely approve.

    • Jude Collins February 19, 2016 at 7:06 pm #

      “With Lionel Messi-like skill, Esteemed Blogmeister, you kicked a curve ball from an impossible angle into the empty net of the empty-headed messers of the Establishment” – I want this on my tombstone. In 50 years’ time…

      • Sherdy February 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm #

        You’re planning on a big headstone then!

      • Perkin Warbeck February 20, 2016 at 6:34 am #

        We, in Warbeck Monumental Sculptors, Esteemed Blogmeister, take pride in our profession, consider ourselves chips off the old Blockhead (as our Founder is still fondly referred to) and never turn down a commission.

        Now that the When has been decided, the only question is: Where?

        Game for an Epitaph?

        Have hammer and chisel, will travel
        As the Border has begun to unravel
        God, E. B., demmit
        Bould Robt.Emmet
        Has waited longer than Boulero of Ravel.

        A Feartlaoi is Forever !

  9. Sherdy February 19, 2016 at 2:59 pm #

    The fact that in the first week of the election campaign Pearse Doherty of Sinn Fein was able to tear to shreds the financial statements put out by Fine Gael and Labour, you would imagine they would want to keep quiet about parties’ financial illiteracy.
    But then we are talking about politicians who aren’t known for having the wit to know when to put a zipper on it!

  10. Donal Kennedy February 19, 2016 at 3:45 pm #

    I remember when the Irish Labour Party slogan promised that the 1970s would be Socialist.

    And the “Socialist ” Conor Cruise O’Brien jibed that Fianna Fail “no longer appealing to young
    people, was trying to scare old ladies.”

    It seems that Fine Gael, Fianna Fail, and, God Help Us! Labour, have today little purchase on
    the young, and are mimicking pantomime Old Ladies.

    The INDO , the Tara Street Walkers and RTE are pantomimes in themselves.

  11. Ryan February 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm #

    I heard the other day, it could’ve been during the reaction show after the first leaders debate on TV3, that there are far too many teachers running to be TD’s in this and previous elections. I didn’t notice this before. Enda Kenny was a teacher. Micheal Martin was a teacher. Even Eamon De Valera was a teacher and many others. I was even taught by Gerry Adams son (I think, he was definitely a relative of GA) in Primary 4 (a long time ago) who was my primary school teacher for the year at St Peters Primary school just off the Falls Road (a great wee school). I may be mistaken, but I think John O’Dowd or someone else once said there just isn’t enough teaching jobs here to meet the demand. Yet more emigration will be the result. The Curse of Ireland: Emigration.

    Now I have nothing against teachers, its a great and noble profession, I had even considered being a secondary school teacher myself, so has my sister (who now works in a nursery) and my cousin in Lurgan also wants to be a teacher. Even one of my great grandfathers was a teacher (a very strict one, apparently). I wouldn’t be surprised if more popped up if I studied the family tree.

    Ireland seems to churn out teachers like there’s no tomorrow and a lot of these people are then forced to go abroad to find work because, unsurprisingly, there’s not enough jobs here for them. If only all these people wanting to be teachers instead showed the same passion for wanting to be scientists and engineers. Ireland would be churning out great scientists and engineers and the World’s greatest and highest paying companies would be flocking to Ireland to invest, we would be one giant silicon valley and growth would be on China levels. That could be a reality, all we need to do is want it, starting by influencing others to want it.

    Gerry Adams may not be a mathematical genius but I don’t believe that’s in the job description to be Taoiseach. We know Joan Burton and Enda Kenny are definitely not geniuses, in any field….well they are certainly very skilled in bringing up the IRA when they need a distraction from their failings.

    There is an obsession with Gerry Adams and Sinn Fein. There’s also a very real hatred of Sinn Fein within the media in the South that could rival the hatred of any Unionist politician. I tweeted Ruth Dudley Edwards many times on her obsession of Gerry Adams and wondered did she even have a dart board in her home with Gerry’s picture attached to it or maybe a voodoo doll of Gerry, who knows? I wouldn’t put it past her.

    (Speaking of our very own Nelson McCausland, I wonder has anyone read the latest in the Irish News? allegedly Nelson, Dodds and a DUP councillor had a meeting with a housing association in an Orange Hall. The topic, allegedly, was about housing for Catholics. Strange thing is apparently a few weeks after the meeting the Housing Association withdraw plans for much needed housing for Catholics along a particular road. I’m sure it was all a coincidence…..)

  12. michael c February 19, 2016 at 5:06 pm #

    Billy,as the resident disso on here,you should know all about failure.

    • billy February 19, 2016 at 7:42 pm #

      what are you going on about disso.neil was banned for less.

  13. billy moore February 19, 2016 at 6:22 pm #

    good article……thank you…….

  14. Wolfe tone February 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm #

    I see enda Kenny has chipped in to opine his view on David camoron and the brexit debate. Strange that for when the free state govt was asked to give its view on the Scottish independence debate I.e encourage the scots to vote for their independence, it chose to sit on the fence and not interfere in matters concerning the UK. All in all it speaks volumes on where these peoples interests lie. The west Brits will never be found wanting in helping the British establishment maintain their interests. After all isn’t that why the British agreed to help the pro treatyites counter the revolution many moons ago?

  15. giordanobruno February 19, 2016 at 8:07 pm #

    Jude
    I don’t think your analogy is a good one.
    The economy is the key to any government manifesto. A shaky grasp of ones own tax proposals would be like Napoleon having no grasp of his own battle plan.
    Taxation is not something delegated to lower order functionaries (swordsmen in your analogy) it is hammered out at the highest level in the cabinet. Can you imagine Gerry sitting there grinning sheepishly through his beard while the figures flew over his head?
    Are there any other major areas of government for which you think a sketchy knowledge would be sufficient?
    It reminds me of Dubya not knowing who the President of Pakistan was, but I guess some may be be happy with that style of leader. Not me.

  16. blackmountain February 19, 2016 at 10:54 pm #

    Gerry A is no mathematical genius but he knows that there are 32 counties in Ireland…..

    • Jude Collins February 20, 2016 at 8:44 am #

      Nice one, blackmountain – wish I’d said that…

    • giordanobruno February 20, 2016 at 10:46 am #

      Well blackmountain if you are saying Gerry can add 26 and 6, I am truly impressed!

  17. Mark February 24, 2016 at 9:29 pm #

    Right about the economic skills of the leader of Sinn Féin, right too about Pearse Doherty, certainly the most competent of the financial spokesmen in an Dail, right too on Noonan, a most hateful of politicians, and I’m speaking from recalling him speak during those dark day’s of thirty five years ago, he too though has the same economics qualification as his party leader, God save us from teachers.