Who used the statements below in a recent Irish Times column: was it Michael Collins, Michael McDowell or Michael (Mickey) Mouse?

“The rash of public disorder in loyalist areas of Northern Ireland bears all the hallmarks of behind-the-scenes orchestration by paramilitary groups which were understood to be dormant. It is hard to understand the motivation for such organised disorder”.

“DUP/loyalist dissatisfaction will be noticed only if the international  media carries footage of rioting and petrol bombs”.

“There was no case whatsoever for the funeral parade or for the uniformed escort of old Provos wearing a natty new uniform”.

“The grotesque Bobby Storey funeral parade…”

“Of course, the parade was intended to be provocative and offensive”.