Are you planning to visit your A&E department of your local hospital? If you are, maybe bring your sleeping bag and a copious supply of food – there ain’t no quick lane in our NHS.
Carla Lockhart has locked horns, so to say , with Gavin Robinson. In essence, she wants to pull down Stormont so Michelle O’Neill loses her first minister post, because as you know she’s a law-breaker.
Did you know that whether an action Is good or bad depends on how long you’ve been doing it? Like, say you set fire to a neighbour’s house – would pleading that it’s a tradition in your family to burn down at least one house each year since 1811 mean you’d get off? Ask Timothy Gaston.
If you’re a grandparent, keep your distance from your grandchildren. Citing ‘bodily integrity’, kids should be asked to consent before any hugs with aged relative are allowed.
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Can someone remind Carla that the residents of the Garvaghy Rd are her constituents too please – I think this fact is overlooked.