Author Jude Collins

Sorry, the past is over. It can’t be "dealt with".

God but we’re hypocrites. We pretend to be other-centred, focused beyond ourselves – and all the time we’re looking for an opening, hoping we can get a chink in the other guy’s armour. I was on the Stephen Nolan Show this morning, where people were talking about “dealing with the past”. What a glib, stupid […]

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Sorry, the past is over. It can’t be “dealt with”.

God but we’re hypocrites. We pretend to be other-centred, focused beyond ourselves – and all the time we’re looking for an opening, hoping we can get a chink in the other guy’s armour. I was on the Stephen Nolan Show this morning, where people were talking about “dealing with the past”. What a glib, stupid […]

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Let’s all grow up and enjoy Gaelic games

OK,  they could maybe use a voice coach so the victory speech of the winning captain isn’t so squirm-inducing; but that aside, what a game hurling is! What. A. Game.  A grown-up kind of game where, judging by Tipperary vs Kilkenny at Croker today, no quarter is given or asked for. And the skill. My […]

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Let’s all grow up and enjoy Gaelic games

OK,  they could maybe use a voice coach so the victory speech of the winning captain isn’t so squirm-inducing; but that aside, what a game hurling is! What. A. Game.  A grown-up kind of game where, judging by Tipperary vs Kilkenny at Croker today, no quarter is given or asked for. And the skill. My […]

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The #Celtic boss story: you couldn’t make it up

Tom Lehrer, they say, gave up on satire the day they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Henry Kissinger, on the grounds that nothing he Lehrer could compose would rival the absurdity of reality. He should have been at Tynecastle stadium in Edinburgh on 11 May  this year. That’s when a Hearts supporter called Wilson, followed […]

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The #Celtic boss story: you couldn’t make it up

Tom Lehrer, they say, gave up on satire the day they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Henry Kissinger, on the grounds that nothing he Lehrer could compose would rival the absurdity of reality. He should have been at Tynecastle stadium in Edinburgh on 11 May  this year. That’s when a Hearts supporter called Wilson, followed […]

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The recession – treading still-deep water vs bashing your shins

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