A brief chat about tit-for-tatters



Q: You actually seen some of these flag demonstrators/rioters in action?
A: No, but I’ve read reports about their actions – and the response of politicians. And of course there are the telly reports. 
Q: So the media are keeping you posted on what’s happening?
A: Yep.
Q: And what to make of it.
A: Yep.
Q: Example, please.
A: Well, last night on RTÉ News there were clips of rioters pelting the cops and Tommie Gorman came on at the end with a sum-up commentary.
Q: That’s interesting. What’d he say?
A: Well I don’t recall the exact wording but I think he talked about ‘two tribes’ and about how there was a lack of sensitivity on either side. 
Q: Is that a fact. And what was your response?
A: How d’you mean?
Q: Did you accept the report in its entirety?
A: But of course. Why? Are  you suggesting someone in RTÉ is telling lies?
Q: No, no, no. It’s just I’m a bit uneasy with that part about the two tribes and the lack of sensitivity on both sides.
A:  Sure isn’t he right? One side’s as bad as the other.
Q: So assuming the two sides you refer to are the unionists/loyalists and the republicans/nationalists, they’re equally guilty of creating this particular mess?
A: Well yes. The republicans/nationalist (plus Alliance, of course) tore the flag down and the unionists/loyalists responded.
Q: So a democratic decision by Belfast City Council to fly the flag on 17 specific occasions each year, including the queen’s birthday,  is equivalent to burning cars, stoning police, issuing death threats?
A: Well, no, but…
Q: But what?
A: But –  Oh my God,  I’ve just realised I’m late for an appointment at my local Brain salon.
Q: Are you getting much done?

A: Ah no – just a brain wash and blow dry.
Q: Sounds fun. 
A: It is. And it’s so much easier than hurting your head thinking for yourself. 

9 Responses to A brief chat about tit-for-tatters

  1. Anonymous January 7, 2013 at 12:24 pm #

    Now, now, don't be letting the facts and reality spoil the perfectly good 2 tribes sectarian patter that covers every and any occasion…

    …or journos might actually have to start working for a living and explaining the nuances and intricacies of Norn Iron on a case by case basis – God Forbid!!!

  2. Anonymous January 7, 2013 at 3:28 pm #

    Spot on! When will the truth be told? Even people down here are brainwashed by media (sitting on the fence) coverage and they swallow it wholesale.
    Or have we turned a page with the usually Unionist, anti-public service Indo producing a very unusual and untypical piece which will not be welcomed by some of the sheep that will read it!
    MPG …..

  3. Anonymous January 7, 2013 at 5:16 pm #

    Thought I was the only one that had noticed = should have known better. It was a totally biased report. Shame on RTE and Tommie Gorman.

  4. giordanobruno January 7, 2013 at 8:13 pm #

    Jude
    What he actually said was that our politicians tend to look out for the interests of their own tribe first and foremost.
    Hardly controversial I would have thought.
    On the rioting the report seemed pretty unequivocal to me.

  5. Anonymous January 7, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    RTE is tabloid TV posing as heavyweight journalism and,as Jude's article infers, not for those with any sense of independent thought. D

  6. Anonymous January 8, 2013 at 9:12 am #

    I think the two tibes comments related to the fact that the loyalist protestors were attacked by republican/nationalist youths on their way home from the protest outside city hall last night.
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good rant though, eh Jude ?

  7. Anonymous January 8, 2013 at 1:11 pm #

    “I think the two tibes comments related to the fact that the loyalist protestors were attacked by republican/nationalist youths on their way home from the protest outside city hall last night.
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good rant though, eh Jude ?”

    Yeah look at when Jude posted this.. 07/01/13.. at 11.58am .
    You my friend are the one letting the truth get in the way of a good rant by refering to events that happened after this blog was posted.
    Ah but sure nothing beats a bit of whataboutery.

  8. Anonymous January 8, 2013 at 3:40 pm #

    This sh*te is entirely about Unionism, their lack of leadership, their lack of vision and their insecurities – the only way they can see out is by sucking in the other side, once it evolves into a two tribes scenario, that'll be grand -no loss of face…

  9. Anonymous January 8, 2013 at 9:03 pm #

    A broken clock is right twice a day…. Or in the case with the north every second hour…