I think I’m in love with Kneecap, especially DJ Provai. He turned up at a court in Belfast today, driving a version of a police landrover with two tricolours on it. He was wearing his trade-mark tricolour headgear.
He appears to have got on with the judge, as the case against Tory leader Kemi Badenoch was upheld. He got £14,000, I believe, and promptly split it between a group on the Falls Road and the Shankill.
Defeat the Tories’ leader. Be even-handed in disposing of the dosh awarded. That’s what I call class.
Indeed Jude the snout of the establishment got a bloody nose from the wee lads from West Belfast – brilliant!!
Splitting the money across 2 Youth projects didn’t deter Badenoch from being a sore loser – brilliant again – as she blamed cowardly Labour.
Made my Friday!!
Bad Enoch called on the recently elected PM of the UK to resign because two million disgruntled people have signed a petition calling on him to go. She is a joke.