That was some shindig Donald Trump put on for his good mate King Charles, what? If they had moved to a couch and begun to fondle each other it couldn’t have been closer. But what impressed me was the way they skirted round, never mentioned, forgot all about two people not present.
King Charles must have been near to damping his royal trousers while Trump was speaking. Trump, as the world and his mother (who had a crush on young Charles back in the day, ha ha ha ha) know, is one very unpredictable dude, so Charles must have been sweating (he can sweat, you know) that the US president would mention his, Charles’s brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, aka Prince Charles. I mean, Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein and so did Mr M-W; and Trump must have known that Mr M-W shelled out (or had his mammy shell out) over £12 million to stop Virginia Giuffre from saying bad things about what Mr M-W had done to her (although he can’t sweat). It’s important to remember that King Charles himself – he just wished he wasn’t married to the Queen of Hearts Princess Di and instead was his present wife’s tampax – wasn’t into that kind of thing at all, it was the brother was maybe/possibly/definitely up to it- but still, it’d have brought down the banquet mood no end if Trump had veered off the tracks, as he so often has done.
Likewise Donald Trump would have been thinking (presumably he can do the think-thing) that King C could say something about E Jean Carroll, who said Trump had sexually abused her. He says he didn’t, but he still had to shell out millions of dollars in damages. So the would-be King Trump was relying on his deceased mom’s crush to zip his lip about women who have said bad things about him. Or even that he might make reference to the bad things he had said about women, and how to get them to do anything.
Two Kings, telling each other and the world what lovely chaps they were. But had either veered off-topic, it’d have been a Royal Flush.
Charles ostracised his brother due to his close relationship with Epstein, yet he and his wife flew to America to suck up to Jeffrey’s one time bestie. Hypocritical or what. This is after the British state (taxpayers) laid on not one but two state visits for the most corrupt President in US history? The elites certainly know how to look after each other.