Try talking rationally, guys

It’s simple, really.

 

All mice eat cheese.

Johnny eats cheese

Therefore Johnny is a mouse

 

 

Or try this:

 

My sister lives in Portadown

Nathan Dootery lives in Portadown

Therefor Nathan Dootery is my sister.

 

 

I could go on, but the absurdity of this kind of reasoning is blindingly obvious. Because one Irishman one day gets drunk does not mean that said Irishman gets drunk every day, or that I’m Irish so I must get drunk.

 

It’s called arguing from the particular to the general – Nathan is stupid and is from Aghohill. I am from Aghohill therefore I am stupid.   Or  Joe has a squint and has a lovely singing  voice. I have a squint. So I must have a lovely singing voice.

 

These examples show how insane  this kind of reasoning is. But it was on that basis that a bunch of cowards howled for blood last night and  intimidated people from their homes and last night set fire to a Glider (you do know WE  will be paying for a Glider replacement, not the moon-calves who set fire to it?).

 

One final point. Clearly the baying  moon-calves that stalked the Newtownards Road last night did so on the assumption that long-time residents  of the Newtownards Road are innately superior to any furriners who might come here.

 

Pass the bucket, Virginia. Quick.

4 Responses to Try talking rationally, guys

  1. Ken Charlatan June 10, 2026 at 8:52 am #

    Where was Carla Lockhart and Co. You know the MP who stood with ‘her people’ to de-escalate potential trouble in Scarva on Saturday. Surely she should have been showing similar ‘leadership’ yesterday to prevent a situation becoming violent?

    Maybe she or Gavin Robinson can explain. No doubt Nolan will get to the bottom of it.

  2. Another Jude June 10, 2026 at 11:23 am #

    The disgraceful scenes we witnessed last night were to be expected. The usual suspects got their voters all worked up and then did their customary Pontius Pilate routine. Political unionism has always behaved that way, Paisley used to fill his supporters’ heads with white mice and by the time they were destroying property and lives he was back home counting the collection. The whole dangerous foreigners narrative is an English nationalist one yet that does not stop the DUP from hanging onto Farage and co. Even though they threw them under the bus over Brexit.

  3. Shea June 10, 2026 at 1:17 pm #

    not sure if i am getting it.

    people say they don’t want fruit and nut cakes

    a nut gets placed in assisted living.

    six days later the nut goes on a mad one

    people say i told you so

    the great and the good say you are still wrong

    it’s a racket.

    some go along with the lie because they make money providing services

    and some go along with the lie because it makes them feel good gaslighting people who get it

  4. Another Jude June 10, 2026 at 4:25 pm #

    I think Shea has a point.